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LariLee's Hutch -


Jul. 17th, 2006 12:41 pm

I did a bad thing.

After reading the pimping for [info]10k_drabbles, I had to try my hand at a rare pair. That's not necessarily the bad thing. The bad thing was the rare pair I chose.



"Hell Hath No Fury..."


Her feathers were damp when Arnold, the pygmy puff, stopped thrusting. Hedwig ruffled her feathers twice, curling and uncurling one claw over the ledge of the bookcase, to tell him she wasn't satisfied. Two nights she had flown solo, trying to tempt one of the Weasleys' owls to join with her. The old one was oblivious and the young one… he was a nester for sure.

Hooting softly, she thought Arnold had his; it's my turn. One sound permeated through the still night…

...snoring.

She did the only thing an owl could do. It was some satisfaction to eat him.

Could this be my real, one true pairing?

I don't know why feeling so absolutely exhausted today. Perhaps it is the heat. I'm no longer paying any attention to the heat index. Once it goes past 95°, I don't need to hear how it actually feels like it's 110° outside. It just all falls under the category of "Too Damn Hot" and I have no intention of being out in that unless I have to be.

In the meantime, I think I'll take a nap. :-) Wake me when it's fall.
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From:[info]torenheksje
Date:July 17th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
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She did the only thing an owl could do. It was some satisfaction to eat him.


BWHAHAHA! I know how she feels...too bad I couldn't do that with my ex! :c)
From:[info]redvelvetcanopy
Date:July 17th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
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I am rolling! Yes, I think it is your one True Pairing. Though I think you may have to develop your own fan fic site for inter-specific pairings...

Stay cool!
From:[info]metafrantic
Date:July 23rd, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
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I'm hoping she'll just continue to help pimp mine.

After all, [info]10k_drabbles is seeking every pairing. All 17,000+ of them. I just got a Basilisk/Mirror of Erised.
From:[info]sophierom
Date:July 17th, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)
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Your username definition should have been "wickedly funny storyteller." :-D

From:[info]rosedemon
Date:July 17th, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)
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It is the start of a new ship! I can see sites and communities springing up all over. LOL.

Honestly, it is a nice turn. Bravo, sis.
From:[info]apisa_b
Date:July 17th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
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ROTFLOL
That was hilarious! Contact [info]foudebassan - she wants to start a comm for rare pairings and I think yours would fit there perfectly!
From:[info]veradee
Date:July 17th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
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Oh dear. Arnold should have seen that one coming for being so inconsiderate. Great drabble!

I'm amazed at what fantastic ideas people at [info]10k_drabbles have come up so far.
From:[info]benevolntgoddes
Date:July 17th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
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Your owl just ate my OTP. I feel the intense need to wank and whine. Or just run in terror, I'm not sure.

Er... well done?
From:[info]verseblack
Date:July 17th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
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*laughs* And here I thought I was odd writing stories about the portraits :):):)
From:[info]lunafish
Date:July 17th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
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Great punch line! LMFAO!
From:[info]mundungus42
Date:July 17th, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
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*pauses in uproarious laughter to wipe tears from face*

Hooo!

*recovers*

If you're feeling unusually low-energy, it's definitely the heat. I talked with my folks in SoIL last night, and it sounds miserable. I feel bad for my poor brother who has to work outside! My boss just got back from Las Vegas where he reports that it is 113F, but at least it's dry heat, right? Plus, in Vegas there will be nothing forcing you to go outside during the worst parts of the day. There are also many many swimming pools. :D
From:[info]chrysantza
Date:July 17th, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC)
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OTP, definitely! And She did the only thing an owl could do. It was some satisfaction to eat him. is hilarious.

And yeah, wake me when it's fall. It's 100 degrees out. *wails*
From:[info]melusinahp
Date:July 17th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
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OMG, and I thought my Ron/Arnold drabble was wicked and evil. Yours is SO MUCH BETTER. Ah haha ha! And Hedwig was totally in the right, too.
From:[info]vanityfair00
Date:July 17th, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC)
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Just what I needed. Hilarious!
From:[info]seaislewitch
Date:July 18th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC)
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*snort*
From:[info]lorena_snape
Date:July 18th, 2006 01:32 am (UTC)
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*giggles*

I love it! And having her eat him is perfect!!

:-)

I chose a rare pair too (Peter Pettigrew/Nagini), so Hedwig/Arnold certainly doesn't seem too bad at all!

Hotter than hell here too (Illinois), and I'm miserable. And it's storming outside right now, with high winds, but still just as hot. Wierd...
From:[info]subvers
Date:July 18th, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
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You know you're going to hell, right?

;o]
From:[info]potionmistres60
Date:July 18th, 2006 02:42 am (UTC)
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Oh, you are an evil one! LOL!!! Thank goodness the McGonagall/Crookshanks one I just read didn't end this badly. *snort*. I picked a much tamer pairing... Cornelius Fudge and Madam Rosmerta (who else). Thanks for the most excellent laugh!
From:[info]minuet99
Date:July 18th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
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oh my god. you just made my day. TOTALLY unexpected!
From:[info]elliek_21
Date:July 18th, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)
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holy f-ing crap, Lisa! I just wet my britches! Thank you for that! I am still laughing...anf changing my britches. I should always remember: Pee first, LJ second.

*still laughing*
From:[info]corvus_coronis
Date:July 18th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
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Lol! Well, a lady could only take so much I suupose ^~
From:[info]estrilda
Date:July 19th, 2006 03:05 am (UTC)
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Enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I think the ending is going to have a rather negative impact on the future of your ship.
From:[info]libco
Date:July 19th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)
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Thats just so...
wrong.
*snickers*
From:[info]looneylaluna
Date:July 21st, 2006 05:50 am (UTC)
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Ah! Inspired Genius!

 

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